Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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