Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
this just has baby written all over it
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
How external is "for external use only"?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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