You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
