We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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