But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You need a sexual gate keeper
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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