I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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