The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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