The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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