i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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