Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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