Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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