PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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