I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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