Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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