i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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