The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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