just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Randomize
