Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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