i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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