She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
sarcasm needs its own font
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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