If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
My pussy is not your playground.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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