Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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