woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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