I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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