I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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