it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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