yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Randomize
