dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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