I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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