oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
A bitchslap is in order.
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