rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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