I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize