I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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