the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
he puts the penis in happiness.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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