no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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