she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
