1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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