I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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