I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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