well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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