She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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