porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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