Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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