Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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