woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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