the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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