you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
