so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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