I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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