Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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