You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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