You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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