is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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