i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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